The One Man Party

The biggest party of the year…

That statement, when said seriously…and with Meaning can turn some heads.  I myself, have been to plenty of parties.  I love parties…like before I even sampled the demon spirited Alcohol, I loved parties.  When I was younger, my sister would beg my mom to make ME stay for her parties…why?  Cause I love parties…that’s why!  I’m trying to think of the biggest party I’ve ever been to…like not counting a Spring Break or anything like that.  Hmmm….I attended some parties in college that were pretty epic…yeah…those were probably the biggest back in those days.  I’m talking real deal Holyfield Parties…the kind’ve parties that those jokers on “Buckwild” would probably turn around and go home wearing their dinner on their shirts…type of parties!!  So, with all that said, I would like to say, that I’m somewhat of a “Party Expert”.  I have logged the time and experience, been the inviter and the invitee.  If someone were to walk into Pawn Stars and say, “I have this 1998, Senior Week, Myrtle Beach SC party…how much do you think it’s worth?”  Chumlee would say, “Hmmm, we have an expert in this field, let me call in Matt Ballengee, he knows all there is to know about parties.”  LOL ßthat just made me laugh.

When people post, “The biggest party of the year!!” or “The Biggest show of 2012!!”  (yes I know I’m guilty of that also…) I think… “Pshtttt…you don’t know party son…I’ll tell ya about a party.  I’ll tell ya about a party where the land lord was a pastor and called up at 2am to not only tell us to turn down the music, but did so by taking the Lord’s Name in vain…a Pastor!!”  (I’m not condoning that btw).  So, often times those “postings” on Facebook that start out, “The biggest party…” often times get lost in the information highway just like a bill board that says, “did advertising work…just did…”  that’s great, I did see it…but more like was gazing at it while trying to decide between Taco Bell or Subway. 

I told ya that to tell you this…with all my experience and expert knowledge…I would be willing to say…there is a Party going down.  And a BIG party at that.  It’s on March 12 BEFORE SXSW kicks off.  It’s before all the wrist band, hipster, skinny jeans, clowns take over…well actually they have already taken over, but you catch my drift.  This party is taking place at Red Eyed Fly on March 12.  Snake Skin Prison was a part of this bad boy last year, and they were turning people away at the door.  I’m not lying…I was there.  A lot of you were there too…maybe some of you were not.  But this year is probably, arguably the BEST Austin TX has to offer in the vein of Rock/Hard Rock/Heavy Metal.  I would take that to the bank…or as us rednecks say, “I’d bet the farm on that one…”

Here’s the info on the party!!  Make sure you RSVP through Do512!!  Cause when you do…a hipster trips and skins their knee through their skinny jeans…and because the 1,576 people that have...can't be wrong!

Ya’ll come back now…ya HEAR!

dMb